Hey, come on now. No complaining. We were all born naked, you know.

A little nudity never hurt anybody.

An amusement park? Never thought the deities had it in them to give us something fun. I hope they have funnel cakes. Raki, would you like to come along with me? By the way, I'm still having trouble not seeing you as the adorable twelve year old anymore. It's like my baby's all grown up!

Aside from all that, some apologies are in order. Abel and Elie, I'm sorry for my behavior the other night and thank you for making sure I stayed alive in my state of mind. I do appreciate you not yelling at me for vomiting on your shoe, Abel. Send me the cleaning bill. To my chief, sorry for walking out on you during that conversation. It was rude and unprofessional of me. I would like any further details of that situation at your earliest convience. Last and never least in my mind, Gray. I apologize for leaving the house and making you worry. If you want to yell at me talk about it, I'm here.

Lady. We need to talk.

[Private; Hackable with some work.]

Second time this week, two nights in a row. I can't take it. I have to see their bodies, bloody and ripped to pieces. I have to watch them being killed and I can't move. I can't step forward to help, I can't even scream for it to stop. Something's holding me hostage there and I have to watch Gen... all of them... die. This time, it adds in people I met here. People I love.

This has to stop. I can't let it control me.

[/Private]

Has anybody seen Raki? I haven't heard from him since yesterday with the pseudo-Godzilla attack and I'm worried.

[ooc: O HAI CORI. NICE DREAMS THAR! 8D]

I don't understand all the whining and complaining about yesterday. Some of you were so cute! I just wanted to snuggle you all! Especially one grumpy, little black haired ice mage who denied ever being cute and adorable.

By the way, Gray, do I still need permission to touch you?

And Faye? Can I get another cheer from you? ♥

All of them... dead. So young. So full of potential. As if Gen wasn't enough.

[a pause and a low whiny growl]

And now we're back here, Raizou. I... I just can't deal with this right now.

[ooc: She's by the fountain, lamenting to herself that 77498993 of her former students were slaughtered back home. WOE.]

So, many people around here say "I'm good at this!" or "I'm good at that."

Morons. The lot of you. Because nobody is better at breaking nasty habits than:

ATORA HANASHIMA -- BEAST AND MAN TRAINER

Got that dog who won't stop peeing in the house? Or that boyfriend who keeps cheating? I'm the one who can snap them back into place and quickly. Nobody else. Anything else is uncivilized.

[ooc: Still on hiatus. Stealing wireless from some poor neighbor from my aunt's backyard XD]

Where can I find a large, and I do mean large, aquarium tank? The pet stores around here only stock the ones that are way too small for a turtle to fit in and I want Shelly to be comfortable.

That's if I find him after some moron left him out where he could be eaten by the City's monsters. Good job, idiot!

Naruto, sweetie, how are you settling in?

Ritsuka, Bossun, and Lilo! You too, Stitch. Ice cream on me! I'm not taking no for an answer. I'll force feed you if I have to! ♥

Hell, all the kids in the city get ice cream today! I hope I have enough money.

And yes, Chief, you are invited as well. I know you have to have your daily intake of parfaits.

[ooc: She's in an extremely good mood today. XD]

I... don't know what to say to change the hurtful things I said during the curse. "I'm sorry" just isn't good enough when I maliciously hurt children's feelings and insulted animals, both of which I love so much that I dedicated my life to them.

Nero and Kyrie, I apologize. I would love to see any children you two will have and spoil them rotten. And whatever goldfish you decide to get as a pet.

Ritsuka, I can't bear to remember the things I said to you. I apologize from the bottom of my heart and if there's anything I can do to rectify the pain I caused, tell me and I'll do it.

Lady, same to you.

In fact, I apologize to everybody who had to put up with the... "other" me during that curse.

Free hugs? Cake? Something tangible I can give to show my shame?

[Private to Gray; Unhackable]

Thank you for ignoring my request to throw Raizou and the rest out. I don't know what I would do without you, baby.

You know what? I want to know something.

Who let all these crotch droppings loose? I can't even walk around my own damn apartment building without seeing somebody's mistake picking his or her nose or screaming at the top of their lungs like a banshee. Whatever happened to children should be seen and not heard? I mean, it's bad enough we have feed them. They're like stray cats when you do - THEY NEVER LEAVE. But now I have to see them? Fuck this.

I never liked those little fucking parasites and I never will. Is post-birth abortion available here?

And don't get me started on these damn dogs.

[ooc: Yup. Definitely mirrored. She no likey kids or animals DX I cringed while writing this, BTW. FYI: Not my opinion or Atora's real one.]

THIS IS THE BEST CURSE EVER!

[ooc: Did you really think Miss Thing here would miss a cake related curse? XD]

Lady. You know Mommy loves you very much, right? And that I only want the best for you?

Well, this having so many kids needs to stop. I'm too young to be a grandmother to so many. I've even lost count! So I think it's time for a refresh in The Talk. The same one I gave you when you first got your period.

I understand sex feels good. I know it does. But it senseless to just be opening your legs to every man out there. I thought I gave you morals!

Nevermind that. I think I need to show you about birth control.

You can use condoms. They help not only prevent another pregnancy that you can't afford, but nasty diseases such as the one where your vagina gets dry and and crackly and then you get this horrible discharge that contains all types of bodily fluid like blood and snot and it hurts. You don't want that do you?

I didn't think so.

But in case you're still feeling brave and stupid, there's also the pill. You have to take them everyday at the same time, so maybe it's better you try one of these things. I think you have to put it inside yourself every time you have sex, though.

What doesn't work, and I'm sure you tried it and ended up with Tamaki as a result, is the withdrawal method. Bad idea. Very bad idea. You were born that way too, you know. So listen to Mommy. She knows that the best prevention is abstinence. It's really not that bad, sweetie.

[ooc: Not a SRS BSNS STD. XD]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LADY! ♥



Don't party too hard now!

Abel, I'm warning you. Don't even look in the direction of the cake.

The truth is, I'm not very good at grocery shopping. I get distracted on the way to the market by tiny fluffy faces and cute purrs and adorable hops. Instead of milk and eggs, I came home with these babies:



At this rate, I'll have a house full of animals and no food. Just like I did back home. At least they get along with Raizou. I think I might train them to be guard animals. Rabbits can be vicious, you know. But first, I have to decide on names. Any suggestions?

And no, Abel and Livio, you cannot throw them out, kick them out, toss them out a window, punch them in the face or yell at them. Stop acting like sissies because the animals don't like you, grab your balls, and start acting like men. You two are a sad excuse for the male gender. Might as well put on dresses and heels.

[ooc: Cursed. She might and will hurt your feelings today. She usually has tact XD]]

Blue! Blue! Look what I found! I found the aquarium toys!

THE DIVER MAN! And he has treasure too! Maybe you can stick some fish food in there for Prince.

I also have an octopus, though he doesn't look too happy. Oh and a mermaid sign! And one more for those days that a fish just needs a vacation. Do you want to come by and pick them up or should I drop them off?

Chief, did you find a job or are you cursed today to recite Shakespeare too?

See Gray? No hangover. You were worried for nothing. Raizou, on the other hand... a different story. Never knew he liked alcohol that much.

Lady. Let's do a late lunch or an early dinner. My treat.

[Filtered to Masamori; Unhackable]

Chief, a word with you, please?

Where can I find the strongest alcoholic drink in the city and in large amounts? I mean the type that would make me forget everything that's happened since I got here.

The cake no longer does anything.

It's official:

I HATE MEN.

Every single one of them. Well, except Cassidy. He's a sweetheart. But the rest of you can go burn in Hell. Thanks!

[ooc: Three arguments with three of her favorite men in one day can make anybody pissed at the entire gender XD]

Hmm... apparently there was a curse yesterday? I wasn't around the network. You miss a couple of days and you miss a lot around here. Well, I hope everybody is okay!

Ah, Raki and Bossun! I was off in the library looking up some books for you. Atora-nee remembered. I never forget! I have this one, this one, this one and this one. I recommend reading the last one in the privacy of your bedroom with lots of tissues for easy cleaning.

Gray, honey, where are you? You went to go play with your friends right?

Tsuruume's gone. I can't find her at the temple.

What's with people and not saying goodbye?

Who's next? Gray? Why not Kaguro?

[ooc: Mood reads depressed and strikes are thoughts.]