The truth is, I'm not very good at grocery shopping. I get distracted on the way to the market by tiny fluffy faces and cute purrs and adorable hops. Instead of milk and eggs, I came home with these babies:



At this rate, I'll have a house full of animals and no food. Just like I did back home. At least they get along with Raizou. I think I might train them to be guard animals. Rabbits can be vicious, you know. But first, I have to decide on names. Any suggestions?

And no, Abel and Livio, you cannot throw them out, kick them out, toss them out a window, punch them in the face or yell at them. Stop acting like sissies because the animals don't like you, grab your balls, and start acting like men. You two are a sad excuse for the male gender. Might as well put on dresses and heels.

[ooc: Cursed. She might and will hurt your feelings today. She usually has tact XD]]

It's official:

I HATE MEN.

Every single one of them. Well, except Cassidy. He's a sweetheart. But the rest of you can go burn in Hell. Thanks!

[ooc: Three arguments with three of her favorite men in one day can make anybody pissed at the entire gender XD]

Hmm... apparently there was a curse yesterday? I wasn't around the network. You miss a couple of days and you miss a lot around here. Well, I hope everybody is okay!

Ah, Raki and Bossun! I was off in the library looking up some books for you. Atora-nee remembered. I never forget! I have this one, this one, this one and this one. I recommend reading the last one in the privacy of your bedroom with lots of tissues for easy cleaning.

Gray, honey, where are you? You went to go play with your friends right?

I don't know where the rumor started (actually, I'm pretty sure Natsu started it), but I'm ending it here. Gray Fullbuster is not, I repeat, is not fat. I've seen him naked and under no circumstances would I date an overweight man without making him work out first.

Natsu. I thought you and Gray were friends. Why would you do that and why do I have to speak to both of you like children?

On another note, does anybody know a treatment for handcuff bruises? I still have the marks on my wrist from when I was attached to Sunako-san.

Omar, sweetie, do you still want me to take that beautiful kitten off your hands?