Ahahaha. Nice. First day in the new apartment and the lights go out.

Somebody out there hates me. At least I don't need lights to dig into my stash of Twinkies. Touch them and die, Gray. Same for you, Raizou.

Is this thing on?

[blows into the mic]

Hrm. I guess so. Oh well.

If anybody is looking for Lady, she's resting comfortably at my place. She's been fed and bandaged. She'll live. I might need some more toilet paper, though. I didn't plan on having enough on hand for a teenaged boy, a teenaged girl, and a priest who keeps on-

ABEL, GET OUT OF MY FRIDGE! DID WE NOT FEED YOU ENOUGH?! NO! NO! DO NOT EAT THE WHOLE CAKE! LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US, YOU GREEDY BAST-

[device disconnects]

Hi people! How are you doing? I hope you all are fine! ♥

Me? Not so much. I've been here for a day now and I'm not quite happy. You see, I have no way to get out of here, and in turn, nowhere to stay. How does one find shelter big enough to fit both Raizou and me?

And I'd guess I'll need a job to feed us both, so is anybody hiring? I'm a beast tamer by trade, but I can train humans for battle as well. If all else fails, any suggestions?

Raizou's hungry so, as soon as possible, please?